I bet you’ll also repeatedly say “ooh” with that pained expression on your face.
I’ve already shared this on twitter, but twitter is transient and this needs some longevity. That’s because when I feel down, I’m going to cheer myself up by reminding myself how I didn’t do any – precisely none – of these foolish things:
1:07 and 1:35 will live long in the memory, although perhaps not for the protagonists.