Verdict time, and it’s all about who can get some last minute self publicity for their woefully unprofessional unique take on the Oscar Pistorius trial. Early contender, Rebecca “Moar Whimsy” Davis is contending early with this, from just 12 minutes in:
It’s already a bit boring tbh #JudgmentDay
— Rebecca Davis (@becsplanb) September 11, 2014
While legendary Oscar veteran Barry Bateman is already blowing things up out of all proportion:
#OscarTrial Masipa: the accused admitted that the gunshot wounds were inflated by him. BB — Barry Bateman (@barrybateman) September 11, 2014
Brett Kebble expert, Mandy Wiener is well known for leaving no detail unrecorded:
#OscarTrial Masipa pauses for a sip of water…
— Mandy Wiener (@MandyWiener) September 11, 2014
I’ll save you the minutia about Judge Masipa’s breathing habits. For the moment.
Meanwhile, how would you describe the courtroom?
This courtroom though, hot like a Durban curry #OscarTrial
— Biénne Huisman (@BienneHuisman) September 11, 2014
Thus, what follows is a damning slur on the Durban curry industry generally. Although, there’s probably a market out there for thick and sweaty curries. Maybe.
The air in court is thick and sweaty. We’re crammed into the benches like sardines & the labouring air conditioning is proving ineffecctive. — Aislinn Laing (@Simmoa) September 11, 2014
There’s just time for a little bit MOAR WHIMSY!!!!
We have been talking about Mens Rea, about which I understand very little. If only it was Chris Rea instead *hums Road To Hell*
— Rebecca Davis (@becsplanb) September 11, 2014
And we had to slip this “most bizarre tweet of the trial” tweet in:
#OscarTrial Carl has been wheeled closer. BB — Barry Bateman (@barrybateman) September 11, 2014
Tomorrow, thanks to that early ajourney: maybe Bonus Balls!