Ah yes. We return, following a month or more of psychological assessment for the defendant. And the first and most important order of business is, of course, that psychological report… Right after we’ve dealt with the Pistorious family’s scent choices, that is:
I can also report that #OscarPistorius family’s women continue to have great taste in perfume. Subtle, nuanced, not overly floral.
— Phillip de Wet (@phillipdewet) June 30, 2014
It’s like some sort of twisted reunion:
Gosh. How I’ve missed the insane ramblings and hysterical screamtweets of the pro- and anti-Oscar factions.. — Charl du Plessis (@CharlduPlessc) June 30, 2014
And we’ve missed your insane ramblings too, Charl. Almost as much as we’ve missed Barry “Oscar gives me followers” Bateman and his incisive and detailed commentary:
#OscarTrial Pistorius has spent the adjournment reading a document in a blue file. BB
— Barry Bateman (@barrybateman) June 30, 2014
Not everyone in the class can concentrate that hard and that long though.
There’s always that one class clown, isn’t there, ruining things for everyone else?
Blah blah attenuation blah blah ambient noise. From the big questions — is he sane? — #OscarPistorius has again degenerated into minutia.
— Phillip de Wet (@phillipdewet) June 30, 2014
It’s your own time you’re wasting, Phillip. *teacher sighs*
Why can’t you be more attentive, like David?
#Pistorius slips pen into breast pocket, turns the pages of a ring binder where some passages are highlighted yellow and grips his iPhone.
— David Smith (@SmithInAfrica) June 30, 2014
Was this ring binder the blue file? Why didn’t Bateman tell us about the highlighting? What colour was the pen? What model is the iPhone?
Find out all this and more, tomorrow, in the next thrilling installment of PistoriusBalls!