Before the break:
Pistorius. Day 15. Journalistic Commitment on Trial.
— Charl du Plessis (@CharlduPlessc) March 25, 2014
I once did a project for almost 15 days and then I simply had to give up, so fair play to the journalists sitting in the courtroom for a few hours each day and being paid to tell people about it. Sterkte.
Kenny Oldwage offers an olive branch to the prosecution’s Andrea Johnson in the form of some of his lunchtime banana. Sweet. — Aislinn Laing (@Simmoa) March 25, 2014
Euphemism, right?
No #Pistorius today so I’m left to my own devices to entertain you. So: a closet audit finds I own 5 cat shirts. I could manage a few more.
— Anita Powell (@6ArmsPowell) March 26, 2014
😐
#OscarPistorius And
— Alex Crawford (@AlexCrawfordSky) March 28, 2014
Probably her most incisive comment yet.
Judge confirms postponement. A fog of anticlimax settles over courtroom D.. #OscarPistorius
— andrew harding (@BBCAndrewH) March 28, 2014
That’s a rather thick anticlimax. Much worse than a mist of disappointment or a haze of letdown.
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Aaand we’re back! Welcome to bring your own soft-furnishings to court day.
#OscarPistorius OP has brought his own cushion and is settling down in the witness box swivel seat
— Alex Crawford (@AlexCrawfordSky) April 8, 2014
#OscarPistorius walks to side door of the courtroom, jaw twitching, very red, looks broken. Pauses at toilet door to let Reeva’s mum pass
— Alex Crawford (@AlexCrawfordSky) April 8, 2014
To be fair, I think he could have chosen just about anywhere better than to meet her than there. Amirite?
Please publish these as a book when you’re done.
Jesus, that last comment. Winner.
biobot > I could print it on loo paper. Lucrative, topical AND practical.
kelltrill > Ja. Awks.
Haha! Too funny, 6000.