Rogue Abyssinian is a menace

The batty residents of Claremont are at it again in the invaluable Southern Suburbs Tatler: To the owner of the roaming Abyssinian cat in the Lynfrae Avenue area: your cat comes into my home on a daily basis to eat my cats’ food, to urinate in and against my kitchen cupboards and other furniture, and […]

The Tale of Blanket Man

More from the free weekly amusement that is the Southern Suburbs Tatler. You may recall the story of the annoying church bells, which they ran a couple of weeks ago. This time, they’re reporting on a recent Residents’ and Ratepayers’ Association meeting in the suburb of Pinelands. Now, I’ve no doubt that there are some serious issues being […]

A reminder of the time

A tenuous churchy theme running through today, I note. From the letters page of the Southern Suburbs Tatler, the local freebie that they continue to insist on delivering, despite my many threats of violence. Perhaps I’m threatening the wrong people. The subject being discussed is the rights and wrongs of church bells being rung early in […]