Mistakes were made

I’m still getting back to full fitness. Things take longer at this age.

So it probably wasn’t my best idea, having dropped my car off for a service dahn sarf, to decide to run back home. It seemed like a good plan, rather than paying for an Uber, but it was a proper slog of 11½km with virtually zero downhill. I don’t mind uphills as long as I get a bit of down in return. But you don’t get much of that when you’re starting only just above sea level and heading up the side of the mountain.

Still, a time of about 75 minutes, which is just fine by me. I’m into survival, not beating records.

And I’m hoping that I’ll be able to walk again in time to play football on Tuesday.

Yesterday was fun

26,000+ steps. 5,000+ calories. A morning walk. Some hard work in the garden.

An amazing game of football against opposition younger, fitter, faster and more skillful than us, who we out-thought and out-muscled, and beat 7-4. My first goal for… eish… ages.

And then back home for United v Reading and a thumping 4-0 win. Delicious.

I’m suffering a little today, both from that physical exertion and the post-footy adrenaline which prevented any sleep until the early hours.

Still. I wouldn’t change a thing.

Yesterday was fun.

Things I missed

I don’t want to get into the nitty ad the gritty of the royal family’s in-fighting. I don’t actually care about what they do, at all. The mud slinging is pathetic. The underlying tones on both sides are unpleasant, and the point scoring is petty. But I did see this earlier, and I need to just say that someone isn’t telling the whole truth.

It might be the cast member from The Lion King, it might be the Duchess of Sussex or it might be the journalist responsible for this pisspoor puff piece. I don’t know. But someone is lying.

I need to be absolutely clear here: I was elsewhere when Nelson Mandela was freed from prison (on February 11th 1990). But there are photos showing what that was like:

And while there may have been some people who were very happy about Ms Markle marrying into the royal family, I can categorically state that there was no rejoicing in the streets or packing of the Grand Parade just down the road “like when Mandela was freed from prison”.

That didn’t happen.

More like “The Lying King”, amirite?
Much like the D***y M**l version of the Fishhoek Shark Attack, it’s wildly – and likely deliberately -inaccurate.

Whomever is comparing Meghan with Nelson like this is lying, and actually – while I’m not taking any sides, as stated above – is actually being rather disrespectful while doing so.

Happy memories

Just the other day, while happily playing the first round of my Geoguessr Daily Challenge, I got dropped here:

And while that won’t mean much to a lot (any?) of you, I was immediately transported back n years to my childhood, when my brother and I spent many happy hours playing under and around this little bridge.

It’s in Grenaby in the Isle of Man. My great auntie used to live in the old house right alongside the river: the one with the bright red Victorian postbox built into the hefty gatepost.

It’s a place that has since fallen into near ruin, but one which is regular photographed, commented upon and dreamt about on Isle of Man-based social media.

That boarded-up front window was Auntie Lorna’s front room, and when the window was there, it was invariably open all day, unless it was really wet and windy. A bird table fashioned from an old margarine tub and a branch from a nearby tree allowed for blue tits, great tits (I remember she had one called Zippy who would visit, so called because the black stripe up the front of his breast looked like a zip), robins and chaffinches to come a visit, and the latter would happily come inside and eat crumbs from your plate or hand.

And there would always be crumbs available, because Auntie Lorna would always have freshly homemade scones and fudge at the ready for any visitor, from the tiny kitchen at the back of the house.

Auntie Lorna loved nature. There was a story of her calling in the pest control guy to get rid of the rats (known as ‘long-tails’ on the island), and while the gentleman enjoyed a cup of tea in the front room, her feeding a shrew which had run onto her lap.

Often, while the adults were talking about important stuff inside, we’d get bored and head off to play in the Silverburn River that runs through the hamlet. Many happy hours were spent underneath the bridge, building dams, floating boats and – more often than not – overtopping our wellies, much to our mum’s dismay.

But we weren’t to be left out of the goodies. Regularly, Auntie Lorna would lower down a handkerchief-lined wicker basket from the bridge, full of treats for us to enjoy. Of course, she could have just called us the 20 metres up to the house, or walked down that gentle slope you see on the image above, but where’s the adventure in that for a couple of young boys?

Grenaby House is in the process of being sold (for somewhere around half a million quid, in case you are interested) and has planning permission granted for… well… for this:

I actually like it. It’s absolutely not in keeping with the surroundings, but it is mostly hidden behind the house, and I do get it. The place, such as it is (even after the necessary renovations) just isn’t suitable for modern living, and so it needs something added. And so we (and here I mean society, not us: I’m not selling it!) are left with the difficult choice of accepting a modern addition to an old family hideaway, or losing that hideaway completely and many of the special memories that go with it.

As with so many of the comments on social media: if I won the lottery, I’d buy it in a heartbeat. (And yes, I’d probably stick the extension on.) But even though I haven’t managed that just yet, I still have the many happy memories brought back by that Geoguessr round.

And 5,000 points, obviously. Bonus.

Photos: Sue Jones, Liz Lillis-Ingram, Bill Callow via Facebook

It’s Sunday evening

It’s been a busy day following last night’s sleepover (not me). Horse riding (not me), gym (me), breakfast out (not me) and then a hike at Silvermine (also not me).

While it might not seem like I did a lot, I did provide lifts to and from most of the above.

And suddenly Monday is looming. How close? Well, I have switched the football over from England to Spain: the sporting equivalent of the Carte Blanche theme music for telling you that your weekend is over.

I’m having a quick glass of red wine before I head to bed. Numerous things going in for repair this week. More of that as they happen.

Right now, though, I’m going to doze off in front of the fire like an old man.