Not creepy

You may have read the Creepy Things Kids Say post from last year. One of those that gives you cold chills. Well, here are twenty two-sentence “stories” which will have much the same effect.

Some examples:

The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

My wife woke me up last night to tell me that there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered 2 years ago by an intruder in our house.

Sleep well…

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