Lucky Stab Victim

“Four men stabbed in 24 hours in London” screams the Evening Standard. And of course it’s bad news, but there could be worse to come if you actually get knifed. That’s because the job of getting you to appropriate medical treatment seems to be pretty much down to chance.


So while he’s got to be a bit irritated about getting stabbed in the first place, at least fortune popped back to smile upon him and they inadvertently managed to get him to the local emergency department.

I’d definitely want to be rushed to hospital deliberately.

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