Justice done

Everyone I know would definitely say:

penguins > geese


I don’t think there’s any need to go over this too much, given that penguins are cute little rocket shitters, and geese include (sort of) the Egyptian Goose, which is very much in my top 2 of Most Hated Birds.

So, I’m guessing that everyone I know would side with the sad little (initially) flightless penguin in this cartoon strip:

As my daughter remarked with a smile:

Goose Confetti!

Those are clearly Canada Geese, which are very much the Northern Hemisphere (I know, I know) version of Egyptian Geese.

They all look very similar when in tiny chunks in the sky, though.