It’s been a while since I did German at school. I did get an A for my GCSE exam, but then I dropped it for my A-levels, because SCIENCE! (and French)
Still, Ich kann mich noch daran erinnen, einige Dinge. And despite the beautiful sentiment, this internet content didn’t look quite right:
… which was because:
So let’s list this one under “Allegedly romantic things you probably shouldn’t say to a German”.