Not Ebola virus, obviously. That’s another story.
No. Computer viruses. They can be every bit as nasty as real human viruses, if you’re a computer. And if the infection has made it past your conventional, Western prophylaxis, why on earth would you choose to trust conventional, Western methods to get rid of the virus?
Especially when there are alternative methods you can use:
My new PC (despite being phenomenal value) has caused me no end of expense and problems over the past couple of days, so I’m going to call in at my local crystal therapy shop on the way home this evening and do some dowsing.