In the week that Canadian diva, Celine “Ole Horse Face” Dion arrived in Cape Town to perform two concerts at Vergelegen Wine Estate as part of her Taking Chances tour , the Western Province Horse Society chose to release the following reminder to horse owners across the province:
Coincidence? I think not.
If only Canada had enforced some sort of export ban, we’d be feeling a lot happier in Cape Town right now.
I’m sure that I’m not alone in this city as I pray for hoarse of a different kind.
Won’t somebody please think of the children?
My Canadian buddy says they get tax breaks for this kind of export.
*starts dialing*
I wonder if she’s related to Ruud van Nistelrooy?
Oh god … you’re bad. Very bad.