A bit cut up

Oh my sack.
What a morning.

To cut a long story short, I woke up early and, once the kids were ready for school, got on with the operation of getting them there, chop chop. The last thing I wanted was for them to be late – that would have been a balls up.
Despite the promise that spring was here, I distinctly remember thinking, “S’nippy!” as I dropped Alex off at school. (There’s a vas deferens between morning temperatures in summer and winter in Cape Town.)

From there I went to the hospital.
And now I’m recovering at home.

19 thoughts on “A bit cut up

  1. Aw, c’mon – you know you’ve got to keep your pecker up! 😉

    Okay, okay – no more cutting remarks from me – I wouldn’t want you getting snippy with me… 😀

  2. HH > Fine work, ma’am.

    Tara > Doc: “After the anaesthetic wears off, it’ll just feel like you’ve been kicked there.”
    Me: “Oh, cool. Wait… What?”

    Andrew > Some willy great puns there.

  3. JJVR > It was a surprisingly small incision.

    ROn >Thanks.
    But I can’t decide if that second sentence is sarcastic or not? 🙂

  4. Two guys, honoring a pact, go into a vasectomy clinic together. The nurse tells them to fill out several forms, then takes them into a back room, where she tells them to strip. While they are undressing she studies the first guy’s forms, then his friend’s. When they are both naked, she tells the first guy to get up on the table, lie back, and relax. She carefully examines his co [sniiiip!!]

    [rude bit]

    [sniiiipp!] explains the nurse, as she dabs daintily at the corners of her mouth, “is the difference between private care and the National Health Service!”

  5. A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: “Well, I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news for you. “”Give me the bad news first, Doc. ” says the patient. “I’m afraid that we accidentally cut your balls off during surgery, son. ” “Oh my god!” the patient cries, breaking into tears. “But the good news,” the doctor adds, “is that we had them biopsied and you’ll be relieved to know that they weren’t malignant!”

  6. Guess you’re listening to urethra franklin now? Her version of ‘the first cut is the deepest’ is a classic!

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