Getaway

There is much wailing and gnashing of teeth over the cover of local travel magazine Getaway this month. That’s because the magazine – well known for its featuring of high quality, local photography – has published its most recent edition with an agency-supplied, AI-generated image on the front cover.

No laws against doing that. No rules were broken, but it does seem a bit of a poor show.

Local ‘tog Jean Tresfon complains that there is no need for them to buy in their images from an agency anyway, given the talent that is available in SA. And he’s absolutely right on that. It’s lazy and it suggests that the publishers are just in it to get the magazine (full of ads) out there, rather than actually caring about the content or audience.

And veteran journo Gus Silber agrees that the use of an AI image is alarming:

There is a genuine concern among media workers that AI is going to take their jobs. If you are using it to replace human photography, then you are making a statement. Getaway needs to explain if their policies allow the use of AI, and when they use it, they must acknowledge it.

Of course, Gus is also right.

But while they are both correct, they’ve also both overlooked the biggest issue in this whole debacle, which comes as a quote from Ryan Vrede, the head of motoring and travel at Habari Media, which owns and publishes Getaway:

OK. But this does raise another question:
How did absolutely no-one look at the front cover of your magazine before it was published?

Because… well…

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You don’t have to be Sherlock “Boom Boom” Holmes to spot that this has “an AI element” to it. And that’s an understatement of note. Amazingly, someone did notice, albeit after the magazine had been published and distributed:

Captioned “Natural Wonder” by the magazine, closer inspection by professional photographer Des Jacobs found that although the image may be a “wonder”, there is very little about it that’s natural.

Thank goodness he’s a professional. Because obviously, no-one with simple amateur skills could ever have deduced that this was an AI image.

[deadpan] It’s so very realistic.

I’d already noted the online kerfuffle before I first saw the cover image, so my AI-detecting senses were already piqued, meaning that I can’t really be a fair judge of whether or not I thought that this was an AI-generated image. But looking at it, there were three things that I noted which might have nudged me in the direction of thinking that maybe it was an AI-generated image:

  1. It’s actually very clearly an AI-generated image.
  2. It looks NOTHING like the Blyde River Canyon that it’s meant to depict, and
  3. WTF?!? Are you kidding me, Ryan? How on earth can anyone claim to not see that this outlandish, cartoon wankery is made by a dodgy artificially “intelligent” computer?!?!?

Literally…

Sorry. We f***ed up. We’ll make sure that it doesn’t happen again.

…is all you needed to say.

But Ryan, with this absolute gem of a line:

You’re either telling us that you’re really stupid, or that you think we’re really stupid.

And each of those options look about as good as the “Blyde River Canyon” on your magazine cover.

Nothing has changed

This is from the early 1980s.
Presented here without any further comment.

OK, actually presented with one further comment – the one 27 seconds in:

Don’t forget, once you start interfering in the internal squabbles of another country, you’re on a very slippery slope.

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Big plum

Yep. The world’s biggest. 464.15g to be exact.
Grown in Waboomskraal, near Prince Alfred Hamlet by local farmers.
Well, who else was going to do it?

“I am extremely proud of our achievement. It is officially the biggest plum in the world and another feather in the cap for Waboomskraal,” Dean proudly wrote on his Facebook page after receiving the news that they have become the Guinness World Records title holder for the heaviest plum.

Another feather in the cap? That does suggest at least a first feather in the cap for Waboomskraal, and while PAH is a lovely place… mmm… I don’t know.

So that was Dean, the farmer. He’s the son of Deon. And Dean has a son called Wean. Of course he does.
This might sound funny, but it’s quite an Afrikaans thing. And I think that these guys are Afrikaans.

[picture some Afrikaans farmers in your head right now]

Aaaaand… Ta-dah!

I can also (like to) guess what card you’re thinking of. But… probably somewhat less successfully.

The world’s biggest plum, then.
Not quite as big as the world’s biggest potato, (wow, 16 (sixteen) years ago) but then, it wouldn’t be, would it?

Horrible news

An early night last night meant that I woke up to the news of George Baldock’s death.

Former Sheffield United defender George Baldock has died at the age of 31.
The England-born Greece international was found dead in the swimming pool of his house in Glyfada, southern Athens.
Police attempted to resuscitate Baldock at the scene but he could not be revived and medical emergency units confirmed his death, Reuters news agency reported, citing a police official.

George spent seven years at Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane, and was one of the team that secured three promotions in those seven seasons. One of those players that epitomised the club: determined and focused, he always gave 100% out on the pitch, but was by all accounts a really down-to-earth, genuinely nice guy.

He didn’t score many, but when he did

Despite his move to Panathinaikos at the end of last season, he was still, and will always be, a member of the Sheffield United family. And you think of him as a bit of a veteran, because he’d been at United for several seasons.

He was just 31.

UPDATE: This video…