Die Mimik der Tethys

[OK. Some few internet problems here in the bottom corner of Africa, so I’m getting this out now in case everything falls apart later.]

In Greek mythology, Tethys is a Titaness, the wife of Oceanus and mother of the river gods and Oceanids.

Die Mimik von Tethys is piece of artwork in which a suspended buoy in Turin – at least several miles from the Bay of Biscay – mimics the movement of an real, identical buoy in the Bay of Biscay:

Continuously transmitting motion data via satellite to its relocated double, the information guides eight electric motors and cable winches, which precisely reproduce the buoy’s movement in the ocean. 

And it is quite interesting, thought-provoking and maybe a little disconcerting to watch a buoy suspended in an old car factory (because we’ve all watched this video, right?) moving up and down as invisible, distant waves drag it around.

Aside from the technology involved, and the idea of the art…

You inevitably understand the ocean as a character—you feel the whim of the wild water that can potentially hold your life in your hands. Most people lack such existential experiences with the sea. Buoys function as outposts in the sea. They are like space probes—external ambassadors that represent our human existence without our actual presence.

Yes. Space probes and external ambassadors. Just what I was thinking.

…it’s also quite interesting to see just how big some of the waves are. Waves of 6m high are a regular occurrence in the notorious Bay of Biscay, and visualising that as a couple of storeys in the art gallery is quite sobering and unsettling.

Some of JvB’s other projects are also rather interesting. he really doesn’t hold back…
Have a look here and here for examples.

Finding London’s Most Central Sheep

London blogger Diamond Geezer (see 6000 miles… passim) located London’s Most Central Sheep in this post. And the rules were pretty simple:

I’m only interested in live sheep, so not a cuddly toy in Hamleys nor lamb cutlets at The Ritz. I’m not interested in temporary sheep like those that get driven over Southwark Bridge in September or shorn at the Lambeth Country Show in June. Also by ‘most central’ I mean closest to the centre of London which is generally agreed to be Trafalgar Square, specifically the statue of Charles I at the top of Whitehall. Hopefully that’s clear.

And using some traditional foot-based detective work and some internet sleuthing, he found London’s Most Central Sheep:

Here she is. She’s in the sheep enclosure at Vauxhall City Farm, lapping away at a bowl of water resting on a spare tyre.

And all was well with the world.

Except…

That isn’t London’s Most Central Sheep. In fact, it seems likely that it might only be London’s Third Most Central Sheep. DG had overlooked Oasis Farm Waterloo, less than a mile from Trafalgar Square.

And so he has revisited the question. And he found two sheep there. So those would be London’s Most Central Sheep.

Except…

There may be an additional issue.

…they might have been goats. Their heads were hidden so it was hard to be 100% sure what kind of cloven animal they were. The Oasis Farm Instagram feed has a number of photos of sheep but also some of goats so it is possible I saw the wrong animal.
Their website also says “our farm animals rotate from Jamie’s Farm in Wiltshire”, suggesting they’re not always here, and also that “we usually have a ewe with her lambs”, which before lambing season may mean they currently don’t. Alas this isn’t cut and dried.

At the end of the day, it’s reasonable to say that he has accomplished what he set out to do.
He has found London’s Most Central Sheep. It’s just that it is either 0.8 miles or 1.4 miles from Charles I statue in Trafalgar Square. And if it turns out that he was correct in the first post, and it is 1.4 miles, then he’s also managed to find London’s Most Central Goat.

Bonus points right there.

I’m sorry?
You’re saying that no-one would ever need to know where to find London’s Most Central Sheep?

Well, that just sounds like a ewe problem.

Setenil de las Bodegas

Easy for you to say.

This is a town in Andalucía (some of) which is literally built into the cliffs of the gorge that surrounds it.

But don’t take my word for it. The Tim Traveller has been there and checked it out in a(nother) typically quirky video:

The background music (performed by him, I believe) is just so good. Subtly clever.

And what a place.

Enjoy a fun five minutes with his witty commentary down in Southern Spain.

I beat Geowizard without even thinking about it

Geowizard – the pseudonym of Youtuber Tom Davies – was probably the guy who got me back into Geoguessr a few years back. At that time, he was one of the world leaders at playing the game, and his sense of humour really added to his entertaining offerings.

But I’ve always enjoyed his videos rather than trying to play along. And once you’ve watched the video, you know the answers, so you can’t play along. So when I realised that I had just a few minutes spare this afternoon, rather than starting his latest video, I decided to click through and play the same game, blind.

And I did OK, considering. This was a single point photosphere, so you couldn’t move. There was a Masjid in Timor L’Este, an airport in China, mountain viewpoints in Liechtenstein and Pakistan, and a mining settlement in Papua New Guinea. And I didn’t spent much time on it: only about 8 minutes in total, but came out with a very decent score of 23,499.

And with a bit more effort (and time), it could have been even better. I guessed a bit, instead of taking the time to plonk my marker down really accurately.

But it was only a couple of hours later than I actually clicked through to see how Tom had done.

16,758. Wow.
Sure, a big error on the last one in PNG, but even without that, I’d still have outscored him.

And this isn’t me being smug. Or me saying that he’s rubbish, because he’s really not.

But if you are going to try to be good at something like this game, and you start learning how to play it, then managing to achieve this sort of thing is a real milestone, and I was amazed to have done it.

I’m still some distance from learning bollards, or challenging the real stars of the game, but I am getting better.

So this was a pretty big moment, and I am well chuffed with it.

Old grounds

The Tim Traveller has been travelling again, this time looking for “Football’s Oldest Stadium”. And the way he has phrased that (as he notes early on in the video below) is very important.

This offering appealed to me even more than most of his stuff, given that it was about football, there were honorary mentions for Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane and Sandygate, and not least because of the repeated Channel Four Football Italia references throughout.

In case you don’t have time to watch (but please do find time), “Football’s Oldest Stadium” might well be the Arena Civica Gianni Brera in Milan, which was built for King Napoleon (yes, him. Watch the video.) and opened in 1807.

Whereas the oldest football stadium remains Sandygate.
And the oldest League football stadium remains Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane.