Let’s go to Kirstenbosch (on Flying Ant Day)

I dunno. I feel like Let’s Go To Kirstenbosch (On Flying Ant Day) should be a song title. Something Britpoppy – maybe Ocean Colour Scene or Supergrass. Just an album track or a B-side, though. You’re never going to hit the heights with that sort of title. But true fans will love it.

But anyway. I digress. Often.

Flying Ant Day is an informal term for the Nuptial Flight:

“Flying ant day” in South Africa usually occurs during warm, humid days, often in late spring or summer, following heavy rain. These swarms, often termed rain ants, are largely winged termites (alate termites) emerging to mate and establish new colonies.

Warm day? Check – a balmy 25oC.
Following heavy rain? Er… yes.

Today was the day.

I’m not good at estimating numbers, but I’d say that there was as many as twelve or fourteen of the little buggers hovering about and bonking. Because that’s what they do.

Literally clouds of bonking insects.

The low sun made visualising them fairly easy, but it’s worth remembering that even when you couldn’t see them: they were still there, still bonking.

Of course I didn’t just take photos of flying ants – a challenge though it was with only a 150-600mm lens – but those pics can be saved for another blog post (or posted on Instagram) (or both).

Maybe there was even space for a dreamy abstract image as the sun dipped behind the mountain:

Apparently yes, there was. All still at it in the evening sunshine.

A fascinating phenomenon, and really quite incredible to witness. Still, not something I’d advise if you have any sort of phobia or if you struggle with breathing. I’ll definitely take a mask next time.

OK. That’s slightly underwhelming.

After the floods in Stellenbosch (looks like we made it out of there just in time), and the continuous rainfall over the weekend (and quite a bit on either side of it), I was expecting some dramatic upturn in the dam levels.

After all, we have had a total of 148mm of rain in 72 hours (Friday 8am – Monday 8am), and everything around this particular corner of the continent is fully saturated. Damp. Soggy.

And the dams? UP – obviously – by a whole…

0.1%

[sad trombone]

Oh.

That’s not to be sniffed at (although I did very much sniff at it when I saw it), being almost 900 million litres or basically 1 day’s supply to the Mother City. But it is a little underwhelming*.

Thankfully, it’s not the true result of the weekend’s downpours.

A lot of the rain didn’t fall directly into the dams, and so it will take its time to get there. Next week’s reading should hopefully reflect the effects of the recent weather a little better.

Because honestly, why did we have to endure the pain of that weekend for absolutely no gain whatsoever?

* this sentence was sponsored by Understatements SA (Pty) Ltd.
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Paris loos

If there are 9 million bicycles in Beijing (and I’m assured that there are), then there must be almost that many public toilets in Paris.

Seriously:

There are 8.34 public toilets in every square kilometre of Paris.

And like a question about the titles of Alfred Hitchcock movies, this is bound to come up in a pub quiz near you at some point. So remember it.

France in general has a lot of public loos.

Why? Well, there are some good reasons:

French municipalities take a proactive, centralized approach to providing sanitation facilities, considering them essential street furniture and a human right for residents, elderly, and visitors.

And some… er… less good ones:

The proliferation of toilets, including automated toilets and older-style urinals, aims to combat the prevalent issue of public urination, especially in high-density areas.

Nice.

Still, everyone (in France) benefits from the number of local loos, so perhaps it doesn’t really matter why they’re there. Visitors to Paris are 70x times more likely to be able to find a public toilet than someone visiting Ljubljana.

Meanwhile:

As of April 2026, the City of Cape Town, in partnership with the Cape Town Central City Improvement District (CCID) and Streetscapes, operates a targeted public toilet initiative in the CBD, offering nine high-usage mobile toilets.

Nine! (not nine million).

Still far better than Slovenia, mind.

Slingshot

With all the space stuff going on at the moment, a space song by HENGE.

HENGE, described by HENGE:

Attention Earth! This is HENGE! We have travelled to Planet Earth from the far corners of the Galaxy to bring a kind of music new to your world!

HENGE, described by Wikipedia:

Henge (stylised as HENGE) are a British rock band formed in Manchester in 2015. The band play a type of electronic crossover rock which they call Cosmic Dross whilst performing as the fictional characters Zpor, Goo, Sol and Nom.

Well, whether they’re from Salford or Saturn, it’s… it’s quite something.

DO give it a go:

Flux magazine likes them:

Yes, we know it’s not real but we choose to believe. They are really good musically. If they weren’t then the whole edifice would collapse. It’s very infectious and quite dance-able too. They are the leader -backed with live drums and two brilliant aliens twiddling away on laptops and keyboards.

Yes, quite weird, but actually rather catchy. And I like it when people enjoy their work and don’t take themselves too seriously.

There’s a whole new world out there album available too, which I’m going to have to try.