The “next global health crisis” is not new news

This morning in the Daily Maverick – it’s been going downhill for a while – was this opinion piece:

Gosh. Really?

It’s 2026. Microbiologists have been watching this happen for 30 or more years already, and we’ve been telling you about it for almost as long.

Even on this blog, which isn’t a microbiology blog, we’ve covered all of this in some detail. Some repeated detail.

In 2012:

The time will come (soon), when we run out of antibiotics and we’ll be at the mercy of what are – at the moment, at least – minor infections. Advanced surgery like transplantation, will become impossible – immunosuppressed patients will simply not survive the inevitable infections without prophylactic (preventative) antibiotic treatment. Even “basic” surgery will be impossible for the same reasons. Anything around the abdomen – appendicitis, for example – will effectively mean game over.

In 2013:

Dame Sally Davies (the Chief Medical Officer in the UK) thinks that “…the threat from infections that are resistant to frontline antibiotics was so serious that the issue should be added to the government’s national risk register of civil emergencies.”
And that puts it alongside threats like “explosive volcanic eruptions” and “catastrophic terrorist acts”.

Twice, actually:

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in the US revealed (just before the Federal Shutdown) that of the 2 million plus Americans affected by antibiotic resistant bugs each year, around 23,000 will die.

And then 2014:

“We risk going into a post-antibiotic era, and that could start any time in the next 10 or 20 years, when modern medicine becomes impossible. Routine surgical procedures – hip replacements, caesarean sections, modern cancer treatments – all are based on using antibiotics to prevent or treat infections. Without them, people will die.”

I was still banging the drum in 2015:

This is not a futuristic scenario … it is being played out right here, right now, in South Africa and other countries across the globe. Decisions to withhold surgery based purely on the patient being colonised by pan-resistant bacteria are being made, and people are dying of untreatable infections in our hospitals and communities. Quite simply, our abuse of antibiotics is destroying modern medicine as we know it. 

And then again six months later:

But it seems that a lot of people simply don’t understand what antibiotic resistance and superbugs are. Research has shown that there are two main categories of misunderstanding here. Both are bad, but you can completely understand the confusion of the 20% of people who have simply misheard the word and believe that it’s actually a “Superb Hug”. That wouldn’t be bad at all. It would be… well… superb. And a hug. Everyone loves hugs. Especially superb ones.

That’s not going to kill you.

Sadly, the other 80% of those who don’t get what antibiotic resistance is, think that it’s the patient who becomes resistant to the antibiotic:

2016. Ten whole years ago:

And again, just before 2017 as the UK Government announced their War on Superbugs:

It’s not a bad idea. It’s just a 15-years-too-late idea.


Apparently, I gave up on being a stuck record after that, because what’s the point in warning people if no-one is listening? It’s all too easy to become apathetic, and there are plenty of other things to be worried about since then, like Covid, like Trump, like numerous attempted World Wars and like the baggage retrieval system they’ve got at Heathrow.

Because there is no focus to this problem, because it is just a slow, ongoing, insidious issue, no-one is taking it seriously. Sure, there are a lot of words from scientists and doctors, but until the public get on board, there won’t be any action, because all too often, policy decisions are made on popular things, not on important things.

As Rowan Govender notes in the not-quite-as-good-as-it-used-to-be Daily Maverick (link way back up there):

Antimicrobial resistance does not trigger the same urgency as an explosive outbreak. It spreads across hospitals, farms, communities and borders without a single dramatic moment of recognition. Yet its cumulative impact could rival or surpass many traditional pandemics.

Yes, it’s happening now. It’s been happening for the last 30 years. But mostly, we’ve been able to avert the crisis by moving to a different drug when the first one didn’t work. And more recently, sometimes even to a third or fourth drug if the second or third didn’t work.

Sadly, this can’t continue, because we’re using up our drug options far faster than we can make new drug options. We’re running out of options. And so, increasingly, when a patient has an infection, there are times when none of the drugs that we can use are effective in treating that. And yes, we all have immune systems that might be able to help out, but we had those before we discovered antibiotics, and the data very clearly shows that they’re not able to do it all by themselves.

That’s why global deaths from infectious diseases decreased by over 70% after penicillin was first used in 1942.

The first outbreak of fully resistant bacterial disease is really not that far way, and ironically, the current world geopolitical situation might exacerbate the problem. Food shortages and inflation will lead to increased poverty, poor living conditions and malnutrition, and a larger number of people immediately vulnerable to infectious diseases.

Even after learning a lot through the Covid pandemic, we’re still hugely underprepared for this eventuality. And it will end in disaster.

You can’t say that you weren’t warned.

Project Anchor?

Rhyming slang for this guy?

Oh dear. Where to begin?

Well, firstly – obviously – this is nonsense.
And secondly, Mark Farnell is clearly a complete and utter Project Anchor.

7 seconds without gravity would be bad, so it’s a good job that it’s simply not going to happen. That’s because NASA might do all that space and science stuff, but critically (for the purposes of this post, at least) they don’t control gravity. And even if you gave them $89 billion – which would be pretty noticeable, given that their total annual budget is about $24 billion – they still couldn’t control gravity.

Also, just because there’s no gravity for 7.3 seconds, doesn’t mean that “everything not secured will rise”. That’s not how physics works (which NASA also doesn’t control). People, vehicles and animals will just remain right where they are – on the floor. Newton told us this way back in the 1600s. Mark Farnell has had 350 years to learn elementary school science, and has failed.

As seconds pass, objects will float 15-20 metres into the air.

Again, no. Absolutely not. But now Mark is putting a (metric) figure on it. And so we can calculate that these objects are somehow allegedly accelerating upwards, at about 2.5ms-2 – so gravity hasn’t just stopped: it’s reversed. But it’s also apparently only reversed to about a quarter of the actual speed of real gravity.
No-one is going to slam into any ceiling. A gentle bump at best, and only if they were already moving that way when the “gravitational anomaly” takes place.

Which they weren’t, and which it won’t.

In fact, given just how horrific the effects of this incident sound, 40-60 million casualties – or just 0.6% of the world’s population – seems like a incredibly small number, given that half the planet will be upside down at that time and will surely just… fall off. (Yes, that was sarcasm.)

Look, this is clearly nonsense, but hey – let’s park it and come back to it on August 12th 2026. I can just warn you again to be really careful at whatever you’re up to at 14:33 UTC (15:33 BST, 16:33 CAT), and then we can all laugh at Mark (again) at 14:34 UTC (15:34 BST, 16:34 CAT).

Oh, and hey: you can only begin to guess what the rest of his timeline is like…

What a difference a week made…

…168 little hours.

[with apologies to Dinah Washington]

March 8th 2026: Don’t send warships.

March 14th 2026: Send warships.

Flip flopping like a fish out of water. And hopefully expiring just as quickly.

I’m no big fan of Iran or their leadership, and no big fan of the UK PM either*, but I’m right with Starmer on his stance on this issue so far. Just as Iran has gradually isolated itself from its neighbours, so Trump is now doing exactly the same with the US’s allies. And I’m glad that so many leaders are showing him a diplomatic middle finger and choosing not to be a contributor in this unholy mess he’s made and continues to make.

The sad thing is that this is a global issue. No matter whether you choose to support the Israeli and US action in the Middle East or you choose to condemn it (or anywhere in between), we’re all affected by the decisions of this dementia-ridden bag of poorly painted skin.

And never in a good way.

* There are levels here, obviously.

“Gutted that they’re moving”

Spotted on an estate agent site in the UK, this property in Kent.

Ah yes, you can tell that the owner is a real “character”, can’t you?


Exactly the sort of person you want next door.

And if you thought that the front was bad (because it is), then just check out the back garden.

Ugh. Imagine opening your bedroom curtains to that each morning. Take it somewhere out of sight.

I’m sure that their neighbours are all absolutely gutted that they’re moving.

MBGA

Absolutely no need for this sort of nonsense from our local supermarket.

“American inspired”, “Texas style” burgers:  whatever. We know that the US – and Texas – are famed for their butchery*.

But I don’t think that they’re doing themselves any favours by then trying to use a divisive political slogan to help sell their patties.

Honestly, apart from the political connotations, the suggestion that my burgers weren’t already great is a little disrespectful.

I don’t need my supermarket’s assistance with that. I don’t need any pseudo-transatlantic assistance either.

And I’m certainly not buying anything with that slogan on it.

* I mean of cows, not people in the Middle East.