Alex Comfort may have written the original love-making manual in The Joy of Sex back in 1972, but I doubt that he has ever brought as much pleasure to anyone as K-pu’s first rusk brought to her this afternoon.
For the record, we went with Bokomo Plain Sliced Rusks: small enough for tiny fingers, but big enough to satisfy, even though it only really got sucked to sogginess. And more alarmingly, having just checked the box, packed full of 9 different E-numbers. Although why they’re not A-numbers over here, I don’t know. Didn’t seem to bother the little one though; check these out (probably my cutest Flickr set to date).
And then I shall slurp this side
From here, it is surely only a small jump onto the important adult foods: pizza, curry and curry.
There are a few issues with ballacorkish.net. For 99.99% of you, this will mean that your lives will continue as normal; you will have one too many glasses of white wine on a weeknight, talk disparagingly about your boss and recount that story about that thing that happened at Jane’s fancy dress party when you went as a pirate. (I’m generalising, but you get the picture, right?)
However, if you have a ballacorkish.net email address, then please note that it will not work for the foreseeable future. It may work beyond the foreseeable future, but I can’t foresee that, otherwise… well… you know. I’m working on sorting these issues out, but I don’t know how long that will take. It may take foreverever, which would be sad.
If you need to contact me, then please use 6000(at)6000.co.za. There are no issues with 6000.co.za – it is perfect, like some nice beer on a hot day. Which actually gives me an idea…
…but when your team goes out of the FA Cup because of this:
GOAL Hull City 1-0 Sheffield United It’s an unbelievably controversial goal and the Blades will be furious about that one. A cross from the Hull right is for some reason headed against the underside of his own crossbar by Kyle Naughton and the ball bounces down on to the line and away. The whole ball isn’t over, though, so it shouldn’t count. Poor decision from the assistant referee to award it.
and then this:
Sheffield United’s Billy Sharp is booked for diving in the Hull box – but replays show his right foot was kicked away from him by Kamil Zayatte. Should have been a penalty. More poor officiating.
Referee Peter Walton has apologised for his performance in the Blades’ 2-1 FA Cup defeat at Hull on Thursday. “The officials have to live with their mistakes but, to be fair to Peter, he rang and admitted he made major errors and that’s big of him,” said [United Manager] Kevin Blackwell.
…it makes me wonder why football can’t institute the kind of technology which has worked so well in cricket and rugby, both of which I’ve been watching over the past couple of days and neither of which has been ruined by a 30 second delay while a decision is referred “upstairs”.
And it makes me bloody annoyed as well, obviously. The fact that someone then chose to replay the “goal” on the big screen at the stadium was amusing though:
Naughton’s 24th-minute goal was controversially shown on the big screen inside the stadium, meaning the crowd were aware that the goal should not have stood, but referee Walton was unable to act. Controversial incidents cannot be shown on big screens under Premier League and Football League rules, but in FA competitions it is usually left to agreement between the clubs.
Hull boss Phil Brown admitted that controversially showing a replay of the incident inside the ground “could have started a riot”.
Yeah, but deep down, I reckon Hull boss Phil Brown isn’t all that bothered, really.
The South African Police Service get a lot of criticism for their sometimes lacksidasical approach to the job, but in this case, they’re certainly ahead of the game:
Eleven critical after Alberton crash
Eleven people were critically injured when a taxi and a Toyota Corolla collided head-on in Alrode South, Alberton this morning, Ekurhuleni metro police said. “Ten people from the taxi and the driver of the Corolla were rushed to the Natalspruit hospital,” said Inspector Jimmy Maboko. The cause of the accident was unknown but it is suspected that one of the vehicles veered out of control and crashed onto an oncoming one at 6am.
A case of culpable homicide was being investigated, Maboko said.
Why? No-one was killed.
Culpable Homicide is defined simply as “the unlawful negligent killing of a human being”. (S v. Naidoo and Others, Supreme Court of Appeal of South Africa, Case 321/2001)
More from the free weekly amusement that is the Southern Suburbs Tatler. You may recall the story of the annoying church bells, which they ran a couple of weeks ago. This time, they’re reporting on a recent Residents’ and Ratepayers’ Association meeting in the suburb of Pinelands. Now, I’ve no doubt that there are some serious issues being discussed here, but the way that reporter Lauren O’Connor wrote her article left me… bemused.
Several residents complained about two vagrants who frequent Pinelands. One is known as Blanket Man and the other as Beanie Man or Polo Classic. Councillor Brian Watkyns said people were concerned because Blanket Man masturbates in front of children on their way to school.
Inspector Waters said police have arrested him for malicious damage to property.
Eh? How does that work, then? (Actually, don’t explain).
So, does Inspector W have any tips for getting rid of Blanket Man and his disgusting, depraved, dangerous and damaging “habit”? Of course he does:
The reason why Blanket Man keeps coming is because people are giving him food.
Indeed. I believe that selenium and zinc are particularly important for that sort of thing.