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New diet drink

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Look, we could all* maybe do with losing a couple of kilos. And eating healthier isn’t always financially viable, or very pleasant. And so we can cheat a bit with drugs or Professor Cookbook’s fad diets.

Or this new diet drink.

“Blasts fat and food” it says. And those are the two major causes of extra weight. So this sounds perfect for getting rid of that pesky extra weight quickly and painlessly.

Fresh orange flavour by the look of it, too. Delicious.

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It occurs to me that I should probably say “don’t actually do this”. I really shouldn’t have to, but have you seen some of the nutcases out there these days?

* OK, not you.

100 up

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That’s a full century of consecutive weeks of achieving my Health Insurance exercise goal.

See?

I’ve been doing some rudimentary calculations, and I think that takes us back to November 2023. I would have had more weeks, but I’d just had Covid (again). Which rather ruined a birthday trip away.

But since then, I’ve attacked the gym on a regular basis, added a bit of running and the odd game of football, and while it certainly doesn’t get any easier, I’m actually feeling ok. The next goal will be in a few weeks time when I will make it 104 weeks or 2 years. I might celebrate that, I might not. I’m just happy to still be able to do stuff.

I’m sure there are a lot of people with much more impressive records than this – and well done to them – but they’re not me and so I don’t have to write a blog post about them.

And next week, I’ll have a more impressive record too.

Meanwhile, in America…

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Spotted online today. I’ve been too busy rewiring an office to have too much to say about these, but:

Honestly, I think we went beyond his expertise many, many years ago. It’s actually his brainworm that’s in charge now.

Honestly, I thought that this was made up. How could anyone be so stupid?

But no, he said that. It’s true.

But if the anti-vaxxers and the grifters ever think that they’ve outwitted the scientists, we need to remember that we’re always (at least) one step ahead.

It’s a great idea. It’s just not very original. A guy called Edward Jenner did it in 1796.

240 years of technological advancement, scientific effort and improvements in education, and Jack comes up with a lightbulb moment that – ironically – was devised 85 years before the light bulb was invented.

When will this madness end?

Ace of Base on a Dutch Street Organ

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I mean, need I really say more?

It was always a happy, poppy song anyway, but the jauntiness of this is weirdly infectious.

Lots more where this came from too: Boney M, Coldplay, Avicci, Phil Collins, Fleetwood Mac… the list goes on.

Just click through here.

Oh, and don’t miss “Wonderwall on James Dundon’s Big Organ”.

Careful now…

I don’t like this…

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…but not just for the reasons that Casey Neistat shares in this video.

Absolutely, I agree that AI is going to kill creative industries. And that’s both scary and sad. Progress is moving so quickly these days that we’re struggling to keep up with it and even worse, we’re struggling to keep up with what its effects might be.

But this particular app is bad news, and not just because of the slop that is replacing decent video-making (beautifully explained by Casey, by the way). Not just because of the bullying aspect that he touches on in the video. Not just because it’s just going to fill up our timelines with yet heaps more utter shite, hiding all the (ever-decreasing) decent stuff.

I’m more concerned by just how good this is at what it does. This is going to fool a lot of people and it will absolutely be used nefariously to fool a lot of people. Whether that’s in politics, in phishing scams or in personal relationships, giving the average voter* access to this sort of technology will not end well.

Tipping point stuff.

* “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” – Winston Churchill