Do you remember the now infamous PistoriusBalls series? Some people thought it was all over, and it was then. But suddenly the State decided that actually, possibly, maybe they could swing a murder verdict, and thus there was an appeal. And with that appeal…. came AppealBalls!
Step forward… Alex Crawford, *polite applause* with her astute observation:
Well, quite astute observation…
Dude looks like a Lady! Except… you know, the other way around.
Also back… please welcome… Aislinn Laing! *rapturous cheering*
This tweet works best if you embellish it just a little and imagine it being said in a 1940’s New York private detective voice:
The doll was in the restroom when he filled her full of lead. Pistorius was once famous in South Africa for his athletic prowess. Now it’s for a devastating criminal act. I don’t usually take cases involving famous people. No private eye needs that kinda attention. But line him up in front of the district attorney and a stenographer and he could soon make dusty case law.
Mandy’s still around, too:
Or what gender they identify as, hey Alex?
Thanks be to she who invokes Homer Simpson. Because yes, it’s definitely time for a beer.