Incoming from my brother back in Sheffield, playing on my mounting anticipation of upcoming events in Brazil:
All right bruv, are you free later in June? You’ll never believe it but I’ve just won an all-expenses paid trip to the World Cup Finals on Talk Sport. It’s for me and 3 mates: 3 weeks all inclusive in Brazil with £2000 spending money. Flights leave from Gatwick, June 10, so if you’re free, could you put my bins out for me?
Feel free to cut and paste to annoy your mates. I’m pretty sure that’s what he did…