Incoming from my brother back in Sheffield, playing on my mounting anticipation of upcoming events in Brazil:
All right bruv, are you free later in June? You’ll never believe it but I’ve just won an all-expenses paid trip to the World Cup Finals on Talk Sport. It’s for me and 3 mates: 3 weeks all inclusive in Brazil with £2000 spending money. Flights leave from Gatwick, June 10, so if you’re free, could you put my bins out for me?
Git. 🙂
Feel free to cut and paste to annoy your mates. I’m pretty sure that’s what he did…