Little country

We’ve all seen those maps in which various large countries are projected onto Africa to make us understand just how huge Africa is and how dirty it’s been done by the Mercator projection.
Ones like this:

Thank heavens that Cape Town avoids being dragged into China. I don’t speak a word of Chinese. Although, they did bring us some key ingredients in this delicious offering.

Anyway, this is a really good way of illustrating the actual size of something, relative to other things. Some people might find that map of Africa rather surprising. Having sat on planes going up and down the length of it for many, many hours, I was less surprised.

But Luxembourg? Tiny, little Luxembourg? It’s not actually that small:

Or is it? Because the Africa map has been filled in with numerous VERY BIG countries. And I couldn’t help but notice that the numerous countries filling in the Luxembourg map, are actually very small. Quite literally the smallest countries on the whole planet.

The map is meant to show us that Luxembourg isn’t a microstate, and it does that very well by showing us just how easily seven (don’t miss the Vatican between Malta and Gozo!) actual microstates fit into its borders.

Luxembourg is 2,586.4 km2 (998.6 sq mi) with a population of 576,249, making it one of the world’s smallest states; 168th by size or 164th by population.
However, the combined populations of these 7 microstates is 6,248,221: nearly 11 times more people than Luxembourg. So Luxembourg is not only not a microstate, but it’s practically empty!

“Empty” compared to some of the most densely populated countries on earth, perhaps. The 7 microstates above come in at 2, 3, 7, 9, 24, 60 and 75 out of the 242 territories on this list. But Luxembourg actually comes in at 55/242 – less “empty” than Andorra or Liechtenstein, and less “empty” than 77% of the other places on the planet.

But it’s not a microstate.

And Africa is very big.

Opponents and internet hypocrisy

So, thanks to a 120+2 winning goal, it’s Sunderland that get through to face United in the Playoff Final next Saturday. Got to love that last minute winning feeling. As the “Football Away Days” FB page shared:

And it is a great photo, depicting a great moment. I’ve spotted at least two phones, but let’s not let that detract from the image and the impressive description.

No, let’s allow… er… the “Football Away Days” FB page to do that for themselves, by suggesting that the last minute winning goal (see above) should never have been allowed to happen:

Extra points for using an image taken a whole 2 seconds before the one at the top of this post.

Got to keep all the fans happy? Easy!
Simply use the narrative that Sunderland fans are amazing, and that Coventry City were cleared robbed. Just don’t do it in the same post. Separate them by at least a couple of minutes.

Well done. I’m sure that no-one has noticed.

Aaaand we’re back!

Yesterday’s internet issue lasted well into today, but the announcement of a restoration of service came alongside a complete explanation of what had gone wrong, and a full apology.

Lol. Did it bollocks. Stuff just finally started working again at about 2 this afternoon, and we haven’t heard a peep from our ISP.

[sarcasm]Amazing.[/sarcasm]

Thankfully, and I am saying that with a very calm voice because this is now in the past, we could use the satellite TV to watch United’s playoff semi-final. And so we did.

And that was genuinely amazing.

A new record aggregate score for the Championship playoff semis, and a place at Wembley next Saturday.

They’ve been brilliant. They’ve blown Bristol City away.

Again. No chicken counting. But this does just feel better than our previous [checks notes] nine failed attempts in the playoff system.

Die Mimik der Tethys

[OK. Some few internet problems here in the bottom corner of Africa, so I’m getting this out now in case everything falls apart later.]

In Greek mythology, Tethys is a Titaness, the wife of Oceanus and mother of the river gods and Oceanids.

Die Mimik von Tethys is piece of artwork in which a suspended buoy in Turin – at least several miles from the Bay of Biscay – mimics the movement of an real, identical buoy in the Bay of Biscay:

Continuously transmitting motion data via satellite to its relocated double, the information guides eight electric motors and cable winches, which precisely reproduce the buoy’s movement in the ocean. 

And it is quite interesting, thought-provoking and maybe a little disconcerting to watch a buoy suspended in an old car factory (because we’ve all watched this video, right?) moving up and down as invisible, distant waves drag it around.

Aside from the technology involved, and the idea of the art…

You inevitably understand the ocean as a character—you feel the whim of the wild water that can potentially hold your life in your hands. Most people lack such existential experiences with the sea. Buoys function as outposts in the sea. They are like space probes—external ambassadors that represent our human existence without our actual presence.

Yes. Space probes and external ambassadors. Just what I was thinking.

…it’s also quite interesting to see just how big some of the waves are. Waves of 6m high are a regular occurrence in the notorious Bay of Biscay, and visualising that as a couple of storeys in the art gallery is quite sobering and unsettling.

Some of JvB’s other projects are also rather interesting. he really doesn’t hold back…
Have a look here and here for examples.

A bit personal

We’re well used to our cellphones mysteriously serving us with adverts for things we chatted about while they were “listening in”.

I’m not hugely bothered about this: I’m a big boy now, and I can resist these sorts of puny sales tactics.

But finding this on one of my social medias this morning was a bit next level, and felt dangerously personal.

Because this exactly describes my morning yesterday, and now I’m wondering what else my cellphone knows about me.

The run was lovely, thank you: wet and windy, just as I like it.
The weather wasn’t great though.