1981 photos of Boris Johnson as a teen magazine model

Yep. Exactly that.

There are some of the images that DALL E:

An artificial intelligence tool that’s stunned people with its ability to render text into realistic images

has come up with. This via the excellent r/weirddalle subreddit. And yes, it looks just like he’s in Just Seventeen (although that only started in 1983, so…) or some such:


But check out the hands here (and in several others of the set here). AI might be able to pull out that 1981 stuff, get the teen model look and nail the fuzzy magazine imagery, but it still can’t do hands!

Or maybe necks in that second picture.